Living in a Soap Opera

My life feels like a plot in Eastenders at the moment and most of you probably wouldn't believe me even if I did tell you what was going. Also it's really not my story to tell especially not on the internet but let's just say my head is all over the place at the moment. So while I wish things were a little less dramatic, I'm going to tell you 3 shows I wish my life was like:

1) Heroes - I loved this show so much it was unbelievable. I want the box set of all seasons but I don't have that kind of dollar! The main reason I want my life to be like this is because I want to be Hayden Panettiere, not just like her, I want to be her and she has super powers to top it all off.

2) Downton Abbey - I want it to be acceptable to be that dressed up every day, I want to wear dresses to my ankles and wear hats and no one bat an eyelid. I want someone to pick out my clothes for me and then help me wear a crazy amount of undergarments. I want to be posh

3) CSI - I really wanted to be a Crime Scene investigator because of this show but then I actually researched it as a job and a) realised that this job doesn't really exist in the UK and b) it's not real! Dammit, career choice over. Ok so I don't really want criminals targeting me in their everyday criminal endeavors, I don't want to be killed like Warwick or kidnapped like Nick or trapped under a car like Sarah but I want to capture bad people - this also applies to my need to be Batman

I'm pretty sure I'm going crazy!!